built by eli bierschenk hitz Β· 268% at deel Β· 167% at criteo
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eli
β eli, the closer method
268% of quota at criteo + deel. now teaching everyone and their mom to build with AI.
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what do you do with my email?
Send you the full breakdown, then occasional emails about building with AI. Unsubscribe with one click. I don't sell, share, or rent the list. Ever.
is what I paste saved anywhere?
It's sent to Claude (Anthropic) for scoring, then thrown away. I store the overall score and your weakest dimension on your Kit subscriber profile so the followup emails are personalized. That's it.
who built this?
Eli Bierschenk Hitz. 10+ years of enterprise sales (Criteo, Deel, Bloomberg, HBO, Autodesk), 268% of quota at Deel, NYU graduate. I run The Closer Method, an AI-powered creator monetization business.
why should I trust the score?
Because the rubric isn't made up. It comes from 10+ years of running real sales, real launches, and real brand deals. Claude applies that rubric to your work. The fix list is what I'd actually do next, not what sounds smart.