the closer method Β· roast lab closermethod.com β†’
built by eli bierschenk hitz Β· 268% at deel Β· 167% at criteo

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Pick the thing that's getting you ignored, ghosted, or paid 3x less than you should be. Claude scores it across 5 dimensions, tells you why, and shows you exactly how to fix it.

Free. Built on the same AI infrastructure I use to run my own business.

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overall score
0/10

questions before you paste

is this free?
Yes. The first two dimensions are unlocked instantly. Drop your email to see the other three plus the personalized fix list. No card. No catch.
what do you do with my email?
Send you the full breakdown, then occasional emails about building with AI. Unsubscribe with one click. I don't sell, share, or rent the list. Ever.
is what I paste saved anywhere?
It's sent to Claude (Anthropic) for scoring, then thrown away. I store the overall score and your weakest dimension on your Kit subscriber profile so the followup emails are personalized. That's it.
who built this?
Eli Bierschenk Hitz. 10+ years of enterprise sales (Criteo, Deel, Bloomberg, HBO, Autodesk), 268% of quota at Deel, NYU graduate. I run The Closer Method, an AI-powered creator monetization business.
why should I trust the score?
Because the rubric isn't made up. It comes from 10+ years of running real sales, real launches, and real brand deals. Claude applies that rubric to your work. The fix list is what I'd actually do next, not what sounds smart.